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Lait etc.

I was browsing through Makeupalley and stumbled onto a profile of a pinay woman who professed to be a model. I was caught by the fact that she went to the same college I did, although as she is still in school now she must be a lot younger than me.

Anyway, I know this is mean...but she really didnt look like a model. Skinny with long straight hair, but the FACE, come on! I'll spare you most of my lait, but really. No no no way she could be a model. Unless it was for Ms. Gay Whatever, or PanOxyl (before shot) or something like that.

But man was she confident about her looks. Saying that guys really went for her and stopped her and told her she was pretty. Joskoday. Sobrang feeling. And most posts of hers on the threads made reference to her model-ness.

Some of you will probably say: So why did you continue reading? She can be left to her illusions, she isnt harming you naman. You should have skipped it.

Well, I couldn't help it, you know...it's sort of like a mosquito bite. You know you shouldnt scratch, but you cant help it.

I've always wondered about people like her. Do they look at the mirror and see something else? Do they gaze at the mirror, make an honest assesment, and say "Shit! YOU look good, girl!" (insert cocked fingers and wink at self here)
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Some people naman, they always drop names, or mention how cool they are, or pasimple about what nice stuff theyre wearing. Hahaha.

These are the people who say:

I am a Fashionista.

I am a Kikay.

I am Elite (I swear someone said this in front of me)

We conyos.....

Sometimes I want to make snarky remarks, pero I leave them to their own little joys nalang. They amuse me naman e. Besides, my friends and I get quite a lot of laughs talking about them.
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A few months back I got a call from one of our old clients. We designed their office way back in 2002.

Their toilet was clogged, and they were pissed off about the contractor. I explained that warranties for office construction generally spanned a year, but told them I would contact the contractor and ask if they could have a look at it.

Guess what. Someone flushed a fucking statue the size of a Barbie Doll down the toilet.
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