WTFish???
Would you believe I actually saw a fish get a heart attack?
My friends and I were in a Chinese restaurant last year, the sort with poor fishies in an aquarium looking like convicts waiting for execution.
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A: Heyyy!!! (points to aquarium) Look look at that fish!
M and B: huh? (look and see a lapulapu flailing around, hopping out of the water, going into spasms, and then sinking slowly to the bottom) What THE FUCK???
A: I think its dead.
M and B: eehhhhhhhhhe
A: Waiter. Waiter!!
Waiter: Yes sir?
A: One of the Lapu lapus...inatake sa puso.
Waiter: (looks at fish) Sir........ nagpapahinga lang po.
My friends and I were in a Chinese restaurant last year, the sort with poor fishies in an aquarium looking like convicts waiting for execution.
________________________
A: Heyyy!!! (points to aquarium) Look look at that fish!
M and B: huh? (look and see a lapulapu flailing around, hopping out of the water, going into spasms, and then sinking slowly to the bottom) What THE FUCK???
A: I think its dead.
M and B: eehhhhhhhhhe
A: Waiter. Waiter!!
Waiter: Yes sir?
A: One of the Lapu lapus...inatake sa puso.
Waiter: (looks at fish) Sir........ nagpapahinga lang po.
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